Do you Need it? Or Do you have it?
Work Desk: Where the Work stays........... forever
My friends, office goers and co-denizens... Transition from college life to working life is a huge one, as a great gentleman had stated, in one single day, a guy or gal turns into Uncle and Auntie.... next time you go to a shop, shopkeepers become dadas and didis from kakus and mashis... casuals start emptying the wardrobe and formals (the mundane checks and stripes) become your taste... stub-borne look is no longer "coooooool"... and low hips... well lets's forget it... they were never there.
If your trousers help your socks take a peek of the outer world, well there you go... that's "shorts" for you... You wear ties even when the mercury bursts out of the thermometer... cigarettes become your soul mate, to share your grief after a meeting with your boss... and coffee, if it's free, it's your staple drink... you come to office on time... and if you leave on time... it's a crime... you might even be demoted... you have got one boss and that's not sufficient.... you are answerable to his boss and his boss and his boss.... if you are at the bottom of the ladder, the buck stops on you... if in the middle... don't meddle with the rhythm.. pass it on! Days come and days go... you stay... staring at the computer screen as if a wad of cash would pop out of it any minute... every now and then you end up paying for his marriage... her baby... his birthday present... her funeral... You start with a file and soon your desk is so full of them that you shift to another desk.
Tips for the Dummies
Office Wisdom for Dummies
About 2 years and I've seen it all... many of you must have as well. So for the freshers, why don't we help them with some great tips.... lucky you... I never got one when I were in your place.... so here you go:
1. Never work: The more you work, the more pending work decreases, people around become happy, the word spreads like fire, customers (your colleagues) return and bring new ones... you end up with more pending work... soon you fail to keep up and people start complaining... to start prioritizing then... priority: Normal, suddenly becomes priority: Urgent... soon you end up with all pending Urgent work... why? because you worked... Hence the proposition... chill dudes and dudeleys... people want the work to move.. if you don't, others will...
2. Never bring a pen: Yup dude, because if you ever bring one.. you'd be the only one with it... ppl start borrowing and after 10 cycles... as a law of nature... the pen dissapears... (didn't hear about shrinking and disappearing charms cast by the Death Eaters in the Great Harry Potter series?) You run the risk of getting bankrupt, spending on pens (and why else do you think the Wall Street and now the European Union got bankrupt.... pens) Further, by not using pens, you'll be using more of your keyboard, saving pens, ink, papers... trees... Nature... Planet Earth... it's high time buddy, GO GREEN! And... if you really need to use a pen... ask thy neighbour in office, afterall, why else did he bring one, huh?
3. USE THE NEW MOBILE SERVICE IN TOWN (LIKE UNINOR, VIDEOCON, TATA DOCOMO, MTS ETC.): The connectivity is so good, that if you put the cell inside your pocket, you'll stop receiving calls, and instructions you didn't get are instructions you don't know...
4. Now some positives, in office with checks and stripes, the nerdy and the geek look as cool as the coolest guy n gal in town... the world has flattened and the bore has an opportunity to stand beside the heartthrob at ease... so don't feel shy, you are as unique as everyone else, blimey...
5. Never wear a polished shoe... else people will know... you didn't work at all.
Well for now, that's what I've got.
Please feel free to suggest points. Let's help the freshers cope up with "the big bad world". Afterall they are the future of the corporate world.